May 2012
133 posts
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
youweremyforever:
Mom: *calls my name* Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest* Mom: hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I’m sitting. Me:
